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10-11-2025, 05:45 AM
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Obese Guy from Florida Lifted from His House
A West Palm Beach man had to be lifted from his apartment by crane to receive medical attention. An extreme rescue—locals say he weighed over 600 lbs, making conventional evacuation impossible.  |
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10-11-2025, 03:09 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:194 male Join Date: Mar 2021 Posts: 7,766 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 1466 Post(s)
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Re: Obese Guy from Florida Lifted from His House
Looks like they opted for the belts-and-suspenders approach to the lifting rig.  What a waste of money when EMTs are involved. I (and a few large friends) could have bounded him in a sitting position on a benched 4x4 pallet and wheeled him to the elevator on a pallet jack. |
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10-12-2025, 04:43 AM
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Re: Obese Guy from Florida Lifted from His House
How does the guy go to the bathroom!? How does he clean himself!? How does he change the bed sheets?! How did he earn that figure?! What’s his daily, weekly , monthly food bill?! He should be in a circus sideshow .  |
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10-22-2025, 03:45 AM
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 •Sofa King Band• Poster Rank:435 The external genitalia are that of an otherwise normal adult male. (I was in the pool!) Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 2,628
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Re: Obese Guy from Florida Lifted from His House
Hurry the fuck up, he's starving!
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10-23-2025, 05:39 AM
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Re: Obese Guy from Florida Lifted from His House
I've cremated fuckers like that  Takes almost no gas... once they get going... they burn themselves out  |
