just feed me that food i will produce a prettier and bigger shit than that machine could ever produce. fuck you new fangled shit machine! i am the original shit machine!
Wow, What a fine invention. Humans have finally learned how to make shit. Just completely amazing. I love that one woman who just couldn't get close enough. They are all so mesmerized.
The only reason this machine is acceptable is because a machine pooping is funny. Otherwise it's a waste of time and money and everyone involved in it's conception should be killed.