[Vixənn]

I had no idea they were so fucking big. :O

[ride]

Apparently my two ex-wives have bought themselves a boat.

[Vixənn]

I'm sorry you had to find out like this.

[LittleNightmare]

[kellyhound]

fat bastards chillin' on a boat

And though the walrus is an Arctic species and thus much harder to study in the wild than the elephant seals and sea lions that flop onto the beaches of Northern California, scientists are gathering evidence that Odobenus is the most cognitively and socially sophisticated of all pinnipeds.

https://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/20/h....13033370.html

[Dr Thrumpkinz]

It's like something you see where I live.

There are always these little sail boats anchored around the shore line. Abandoned, and dilapidated. Sometimes they drag so close, and the tide gets so low that the keel starts touching and they turn on their side, and then just turn to wood and disappear.

[pokerplay]

Originally Posted by ride ↗

Apparently my two ex-wives have bought themselves a boat.

The difference between the exwife and a seal is one stinks of fish, oddly hairy, and scavenges scum riden depths no human should see. And the other is a seal.

[William May]

Seals thinking:
"Stupid humans! They always talk about how great it is to go yachting, but it's just like laying on a DOCK!"

[Mr_Shlaapu]

Originally Posted by Vixənn ↗

I had no idea they were so fucking big. :O

Elephant seals are even bigger than that.