How to Get Rid of Corpse Smell

structive · #1 ● 08-08-2009, 04:19 PM

How to get rid of corpse smell
A true story

I remember some people bought a new car (expensive Porsche), that terribly stank like corpse. As two guys had killed themselves inside the Porsche 911 parking in the middle of a forest for a long time it resulted in extreme exhaust gases. Many months later they were found, the new car smelled strictly as death and there was no way to get rid off the smell with usual methods.

The car was sold very cheap to a new owner. The new owner failed in getting the smell out that was all in the seats, plastic. So he took a paper brush and painted the car completly with strawberry jam from the inside. Then he put the Porsche next to an anthill in the forest and waited for a few days. As he came back the ants had completly removed the jam and the corpse smell was away!

From: Wau Holland † (wau@wau6458.other.thur.de)
Newsgroups:de.org.ccc Chaos Computer Club 1997/08/09
translated by me

The Porsche was later sold for a regular price.