In high heels, drunk and coming home from mcdonalds after the bar, as a passenger in my friends SUV I saw a baby skunk with a Tim hortons iced cap stuck on it's head on the side of the road (An iced Capp is a plastic cup with a tapered lid, that holds a cappuccino type drink, very dangerous for wildlife, as the smell is inviting, it's easy to get their head in, but almost impossible to get it out)
Immediately I screamed to pull over and let me out. To my surprise she kept driving and insisted I would get sprayed. I told her I didn't care I would walk back if I did. So she pulls over, I hop out and stumble my ass over to someone's driveway where the baby skunk was just about to wander into the road.
He couldn't eat, drink, smell or see.
He was facing the other direction as I walked up and I don't know how you call a skunk, so I called him like you would a cat...he turned his head/iced Capp towards me and I thought, well it's now or never. I grabbed the iced Capp and pulled, but fuck me if it didn't come off. I'm tugging and tugging, a fucking skunk by it's face, 3am, hammered, in the middle of some guys driveway, in high heels and a mini skirt. Not how I thought my night would end up. So I lifted it up, and now I'm holding a skunk by it's head, and jerking it up and down. Eventually the seal of the top lid and cup broke, and he was freed, but with a plastic collar around his neck. I was concerned about that, but at least he could see, smell, eat and drink now, so he would survive. I hoped he would eventually scratch the collar off.
He never sprayed once during the entire ordeal. I truly believe he understood I was trying to help him.
Please dispose of your litter and garage carefully and properly people!
Not only are you smoking hot but you have a heart of gold......
