[DiabeticEric]

Already posted here but I was able to find better photos.

National Inquirer Front Page


Shorty After Death


All because some bloke read too much into a book

[Pyramid_Head]

Such a damn shame

[Kinky_John]

This quote from another famous site has always stuck with me:

John’s 5 year old son Sean wasn’t told the awful news until the morning of 10 December. Understandably distraught, he asked to see his father one last time, so Lennon’s assistant Fred Seaman rang security man Douglas MacDougal at Ferncliff Mortuary and asked him to hold off on the cremation. It was too late.

But it gets worse.

According to Seaman’s account in his book “The last days of John Lennon”, MacDougal told him that John’s face had been serene and calm until just before the body entered the oven, when suddenly it contorted into a “pained, macabre grin” apparently due to rigor mortis.

[Pyramid_Head]

Originally Posted by Kinky_John ↗

According to Seaman’s account in his book “The last days of John Lennon”, MacDougal told him that John’s face had been serene and calm until just before the body entered the oven, when suddenly it contorted into a “pained, macabre grin” apparently due to rigor mortis.

I remember hearing this before. This sticks with me, it's so creepy.

[houseoftechno]

Rigor mortis? I heard a different story. John's last will requested that the last music he wanted to hear in his mortal body was from his soulmate Yoko. So Ferncliff Mortuary brought in a boom box and played a Yoko tape as they were readying him for the oven.

Hang on, I think I can find that source.

[Hugo L.]

Originally Posted by houseoftechno ↗

Rigor mortis? I heard a different story. John's last will requested that the last music he wanted to hear in his mortal body was from his soulmate Yoko. So Ferncliff Mortuary brought in a boom box and played a Yoko tape as they were readying him for the oven.

Hang on, I think I can find that source.

That explains it. My body contorts into a pained, macabre grin whenever I hear Yoko Ono’s «*music*».

[Pyramid_Head]

Originally Posted by Hugo L. ↗

That explains it. My body contorts into a pained, macabre grin whenever I hear Yoko Ono’s «*music*».

*Incoherent screeching intensifies*

[WonderMomma]

Originally Posted by houseoftechno ↗

Rigor mortis? I heard a different story. John's last will requested that the last music he wanted to hear in his mortal body was from his soulmate Yoko. So Ferncliff Mortuary brought in a boom box and played a Yoko tape as they were readying him for the oven.

Hang on, I think I can find that source.

No wonder his face contorted. *comedy dum riff

EDIT: sorry I should have kept reading to see the similar responses.

[William May]

Every time I hear Yoko sing, I want to climb into a crematory oven! I don't even have to be shot, first!

[kilyurselph]

"Ferncliff Mortuary brought in a boom box and played a Yoko tape as they were readying him for the oven" Oh dear God no!