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#231
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04-11-2017, 06:45 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:1853 Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 276 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 9 Post(s)
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Re: Death by Dildo, Old Man Dies From Dildo in Ass
remember the Boeing engineer that allowed himself to be fucked by a horse? he dies too. google it. maybe best to stay away from engineers. and those aren't "large dildos". those things are freakin HUMUNGOUS DILDOS. Like an ELEPHANT or something. how the hell could you even get something that fat up your ass. very very sick. |
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#232
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04-11-2017, 08:15 PM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT Poster Rank:1052 Male Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 635 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 302 Post(s)
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Re: Death by Dildo, Old Man Dies From Dildo in Ass
Oh my gosh you're absolutely right, I forgot about that 'incident' lmao that is just hilarious, and you're right those were fucking HUGE, I had to find out what the record was for the largest dildo a woman took was, believe it or not I found it... it's actually an interesting video that shows how the dildo was specifically manufactured and in the end like 3 or 4 guys shove it in her and it's at LEAST twelve inches in DIAMETER and obviously it didn't all fit length wise as it was about three feet long, but I'll be fucking damned if the head actually fit in.... I often wonder about people like that and their parents, are they proud their daughter holds the world record for dildo insertion?? And that guy who died via dildo and the one via horse ding-a-ling, WHAT WOULD THEIR RELATIVES THINK?! WHAT WOULD THEY SAY AT THE FUNERAL??? That thought is even more hilarious  |
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#234
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04-21-2017, 02:37 AM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2802 eXPERIENCE + iNNOCENCE Tour 2018 28 May Atlanta!! Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 144 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 22 Post(s)
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Re: Death by Dildo, Old Man Dies From Dildo in Ass
OMG!!! NO NO NO! I did not think I would have a problem eating a kosher pickle while sniffing round the vintage section, I was wrong.  |
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#239
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06-01-2017, 07:37 AM
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 My Rank: PRIVATE Poster Rank:23866 male Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 2 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)
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Re: Death by Dildo, Old Man Dies From Dildo in Ass
Can't find it easy to keep in secret, so in most cases they've already knew it before, and, maybe, even found a reason to live with it in peace. Like "At least he don't cheat on me with other women" or "He was a genious at work, you know the heights creative people fly". Or rational "Who cares if it doesn't cause problems" - even smoking is more offensive to relatives than that, if kept behind the door. "Lucky ol' man" I'll say. Hell, death from sexual overheat is not the worst thing. I bet, even the thing to dream about :D |
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#240
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06-04-2017, 08:53 PM
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Re: Death by Dildo, Old Man Dies From Dildo in Ass
Damn! Those mofos are HUGE!! Like horse dicks or something!! His asshole had to be ripped to shreds!! Dookie just falling out whenever it felt like it!
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