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01-14-2012, 01:33 PM
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Seventh Day Adventists still believe this crap since their prophet wrote pages of crap about how you would go insane if you touched your willy too much. It's a good way to lower medical costs. A boy gets sick and then he's accused of choking the chicken and and has to endure more shame. Funny but sad at the same time.
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I think I had a near death experience.
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el oh el
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Thank god this isn't true. Me and most people I know would be long dead.
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Masturbation / Plague .... What's the difference
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My my, I never new marijuana was basically the smokable version of HIV. Boy, we learn knew things every day eh.
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My my, I never new marijuana was basically the smokable version of HIV. Boy, we learn knew things every day eh.
PLEASE EXCUSE THIS RETARDED POST ABOVE I THOUGHT I WAS ON A DIFFERENT PAGE WHEN I POSTED IT. It is definitely time for me to hit the sack.
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how absurd
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Oh I get it....

He let a cheep underage hooker with small pox tug on his weenie a bit
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