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07-11-2011, 10:00 AM
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Re: The Deadly Results of Masturbation

My poor great grandpa - rest his soul - probably had this right next to "the world is flat and you better believe it!"
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Poor kids probably believed this shit too
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Re: The Deadly Results of Masturbation

Well you have to recall that at that time sex was ONLY for procreation and to "spill your seed" was a sin and wasted "precious" man-stuff, which was thought to hold the essence of life. Doctors didn't understand that we make more! They all thought we had a finite amount. Wet dreams were also the origin for the Succubus and Incubus myths. In my parent's generation they were told that if they "touched" themselves they'd go crazy. Trouble was, some of them went crazy from being too afraid to "scratch". LOL
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perhaps he masturbated... some other guy with aids and then fucked him but didn't tell anyone. He was glad to get away with just being called a wanker and took the secret to his grave.
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That's hilarious!
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shit---I would'a been dead a hundred years ago--
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Re: The Deadly Results of Masturbation

Guys
There is absolutely no truth to this post what so ever.
And I can give solid proof of this by stating one simple fact.
MYSELF,VIKING64, and WOLFIE ARE STILL ALIVE , WELL , and still fapping daily with no ill effects what so ever.
(EB blindly slinks back to his lair to shave his palms.LOL)


Are you out of your fucking mind!!! What do you do the rest of the day???
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Spank the monkey,
Straight to purgatory
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Re: The Deadly Results of Masturbation

Sound like the plauge to me.


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