[Oswald2001]

From now on, family reunion BBQ's are going to be...awkward.

[commondenom]

i bet she's off the christmas card list from now on....stupid bitch

[OhJstFkOffAlrdy]

CT law prevents independent suits against defendant insurance companies? I'd love to see their premiums.

[petedeamon]

Very sad when when the adults need lessons in malice vs love.

[Kelseecat65]

Originally Posted by melvilleboi ↗

Good for her. That maniac was completely at fault for attacking her. She is the victim here people. Now she can't do all the fun things in life.

This gives me hope for my lawsuit against my Aunt and Uncle. We were at their farm for Thanksgiving and their big dog ran up and jumped on me and started humping my leg. Now my leg is no longer a virgin and I have to give back my opal ring because I'm not pure anymore. What do you think? 250K? 300?

Because a Horny Dog has the same self control as an excited 8 year old at his birthday.

Bitch needs to give the nephew the 128K for all of the fake love she's pretended to give him. This shit will scar him, even if you love someone they're going to hurt you.

LMAO!!!!!!

[bushbarbie]

What. A. Cunt.

[Steve]

I am going to sue my brother for not tightening the wheel on my bike, and making me do a Superman over the handle bars when the front wheel fell off. I needed stitches, now I am scarred for life.

A cool £1,000,000 should be apt recompense.