The World's First 99 Pack of Beer Hits Shelves This Week...Hard!

DiamondSmiles · #1 09-04-2014, 07:52 PM

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If you needed another reason to not mess with Texas, Austin Beerworks just gave you one. The aptly named, "99 Pack," gets its name cause...you guessed it, it holds 99 cans of beer.

Not only does the 99 Pack have 99 more, "packs," than my abs, the case contains enough Peacemaker Anytime Ale to hopefully last you more than a couple of days.

The case itself is seven feet long, weighs nearly a hundred pounds, and sells for $99.

Unfortunately, for those who don't live in the Austin area and are looking to drink almost a hundred beers, the case will only be available in select Austin stores and the company plans to initially produce only 20 cases.

According to the brewery's Facebook page, the case goes on sale Thursday August 28th.

Want to know where to find these monster cases? The company will be making announcements via Facebook and Twitter.

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niknik · #2 09-04-2014, 07:57 PM

That's kinda cool. Never had that brand though.

DiamondSmiles · #3 09-04-2014, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by niknik

That's kinda cool. Never had that brand though.

I don't drink beer, but, I never heard of the brand either.

I can't wait to see the drunks trying to carry one home!

niknik · #4 09-04-2014, 08:03 PM

Yes. I watched it. I don't drink very often. But I'm going to look for the beer next time I go buy some. A few years ago I had some parties we could of used a few of those.

niknik · #5 09-04-2014, 08:04 PM

Ya there's no hiding that under the seat

DiamondSmiles · #6 09-04-2014, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by niknik

Ya there's no hiding that under the seat

Some redneck will find a way around it! I have no doubt!

DiamondSmiles · #7 09-04-2014, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by niknik

Yes. I watched it. I don't drink very often. But I'm going to look for the beer next time I go buy some. A few years ago I had some parties we could of used a few of those.

Thanks. I moved the still picture since I was not seeing both.

Broadjumper · #8 09-05-2014, 02:04 PM

Probably tastes like redneck pisswater. Ask nik, he'll know..

niknik · #9 09-05-2014, 04:26 PM

I'm not surprised you know what redneck piss water tastes like.

Broadjumper · #10 09-06-2014, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by niknik

I'm not surprised you know what redneck piss water tastes like.

That's why we're asking you, king of density.

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