[Zambini]

Probably the first rule of committing armed robbery, don’t post yourself with the cash you stole on your social media account.

But that’s exactly what Marcus Kalani Watson and Rogussia Eddie Allen Danielson did, according to an Aug. 11 FBI affidavit made public Aug. 12.

Watson, 19, who goes by the name Kiki Seui, was indicted by the FBI as the “mastermind” of a series of armed robberies in which he targeted Oahu banks and a recycling center.

Watson posted himself holding two thick wads of cash in his cover photo on Facebook on April 24, two days after his first armed robbery at Reynolds Recycling Center on Salt Lake Boulevard, where the affidavit said Watson “threatened force, violence and fear of injury.”

Wearing a black ski mask and brown hooded jacket, Watson brandished a black semi automatic pistol, and pointed a gun at both employees, the affidavit said. The employees surrendered more than $500 in cash.

[talleys]

I once busted a guy shoplifting with a name tag on. It had his full name on it and where he worked. Smart.

[Illusion]

Watson, 19, who goes by the name Kiki Seui, was indicted by the FBI as the “mastermind” of a series of armed robberies in which he targeted Oahu banks and a recycling center.

lol

[azdesertsnake01]

I had a discussion with a friend just last week about how you can use criminals alone to illustrate that people are getting dumber as time goes on. Where I live, in the local news, the following is shown pretty much weekly. Sometimes twice a week.

That is someone stealing from or robbing a local convenience store. They show them on the local news of course with no mask or attempt to cover their identity. A small reward is sometimes offered. So then someone who knows them personally and of course is a meth head or heroin addict, turns them in and collects the reward to buy more drugs than they have had at one time in their life (but they'll use it up in a few days).

It plays out time after time, week after week. Not a single one of them learning from the last thousand idiots that suffered the same fate.

So the main point that I was making to my friend was, remember the good ole days when even your typical street criminal was JUST smart enough to know that he should wear a ski mask to cover his identity while robbing a place?

Today in an age when everywhere you go you are being recorded, they go into a store within a 3 mile radius of their house and rob it and think they will get away with it. The movie Idiocracy isn't a comedy, it's a documentary!

[katzmeow]

[Spiffyfable]

Police love Facebook

[FunkPumpkin]

Originally Posted by Spiffyfable ↗

Police love Facebook

So do lawyers and potential employers. Those risks, plus the fact that Facebook is a pile of shit, are why I quit and I'll never go back.

[azdesertsnake01]

Originally Posted by FunkPumpkin ↗

So do lawyers and potential employers. Those risks, plus the fact that Facebook is a pile of shit, are why I quit and I'll never go back.

Yeah, plus if it wasn't actually created by the NSA, it's a DIRECT funnel to them with information about everything you do. As well as google is. For instance, the NSA knows about your history of surfing this site.

Why? Because DR has google analytics on this site! If you don't know what that is, it basically feeds ALL INFORMATION about this site and it's traffic to google, which we know is VERY government friendly. I have add ons installed to block shit like analytics and trackers on websites.

[Ntwadumela]

And most believe stupidity is purely bad.

In this case I think we can agree stupidity is indeed a good thing.

[Pyramid_Head]

The amount of stupid here is amazing.