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Old 06-11-2012, 04:53 PM
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Woman Arrested for Masturbating on the Side of a Florida Highway

Talk about an exhibitionist streak. Ashley Holton, 35, was arrested this weekend after she was masturbating on the side of Highway 484 in Ocala, Florida. Her self-pleasuring antics even slowed down traffic on the roadway.



Holton didn't seem to mind. She was enjoying herself so much that when a police officer tried to put her pants back on, Holton bit the officer.

Holton only had a pink shirt on when she decided to pull her car over, get out, and go to town on herself. Other cars took notice. According to WESH, some drivers even made illegal U-turns on the highway just so they could catch another glimpse.

The event went on for about a half hour before police arrived, but apparently Holton hadn't reached the big O before the big 5-0 tried to reach for her. She kicked officials and tried to escape. She also continued to flash her breasts and bra. One female officer tried to get her pants back on, but Holton bit and kicked the woman. She later claimed that the actions only constituted "a love tap."

According to HuffPo, the antics didn't end when she was taken to jail. Holton "continued to resist the officers by spreading her legs, exposing her vagina and telling the officers to kiss her there and refusing verbal commands to cooperate," according to the arrest report.

She now faces charges of battery on a law enforcement officer, disorderly conduct and the exposure of sexual organs. Would you be surprised to learn that officers suspect alcohol may have been involved?

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/ripti...asturbatin.php

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Re: Woman Arrested for Masturbating on the Side of a Florida Highway

It says a lot when not only is someone fucked up enough to do this shit, people actually go back to look again.

We brits have our share of scumbags, but y'all just take it up a notch over there.

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Re: Woman Arrested for Masturbating on the Side of a Florida Highway

She looks rough.

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Re: Woman Arrested for Masturbating on the Side of a Florida Highway

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It says a lot when not only is someone fucked up enough to do this shit, people actually go back to look again.

We brits have our share of scumbags, but y'all just take it up a notch over there.
stop trying to start shit.. this is not a national issue..

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that's one mental case lol

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Re: Woman Arrested for Masturbating on the Side of a Florida Highway

At least she stopped the car and got out. Some people masturbate while driving and cause accidents which kill others.

Credit where its due

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35?! Damn.. she looks rough
sounds like she was high on something else besides alcohol. Bitch is crazy

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At least she stopped the car and got out. Some people masturbate while driving and cause accidents which kill others.

Credit where its due
She could have just pulled off the road and done it in her car...

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She could have just pulled off the road and done it in her car...
Fair point, but she might have been getting cramp.

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Re: Woman Arrested for Masturbating on the Side of a Florida Highway

I may try this, Who dares me?

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