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Re: Vandals Destroy Hitchhiking Robot : Thanks, City of Brotherly Love

Geez. Where the hell is that famous, easygoing Canadian sense of self-deprecating humor? Is every Canuck in this forum that cranky and irritable? 'Boo-hoo, your tongue-in-cheek article made fun of our fake robot and population density, you brute.' Really?

My wife (who was born in Sudbury, raised in Ottawa, and got her degree in Guelph) thought the article I linked was hilarious. I included it here for some levity under the assumption that most people here would find it equally amusing, especially the Canadians.

And people say I take myself too seriously...
I guess you missed the sarcasm then didn't you?
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Re: Vandals Destroy Hitchhiking Robot : Thanks, City of Brotherly Love

I guess you missed the sarcasm then didn't you?
Yup. You win the internet with your cleverness.

PM me your address and I'll mail you your prize.
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Re: Vandals Destroy Hitchhiking Robot : Thanks, City of Brotherly Love

*UPDATE* Well, it appears HitchBot is dead, so to speak. File from website here:

http://cdn1.hitchbot.me/wp-content/u...ease-FINAL.pdf
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Re: Vandals Destroy Hitchhiking Robot : Thanks, City of Brotherly Love

*UPDATE* Well, it appears HitchBot is dead, so to speak. File from website here:

http://cdn1.hitchbot.me/wp-content/u...ease-FINAL.pdf


There can be a silver lining to this cloud, though: It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia can do an episode entitled "The Gang Kills hitchBOT" (I can hear the theme music playing already).

Charlie could find hitchBOT and think it's the most awesome thing ever. Charlie and hitchBOT would become best friends and everything would be great until Frank starts hanging out with hitchBOT at the bar and in the office. Charlie and Frank would then have a falling-out over it, which would lead to a physical altercation in which hitchBOT is accidentally destroyed.

Oh, and I guess Mac and Dennis and Dee would be doing some other stuff too.
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Re: Vandals Destroy Hitchhiking Robot : Thanks, City of Brotherly Love

Claim to be a hoax. I think he was hit by a car.
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20...questions.html

However it was removed from CNN.
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Re: Vandals Destroy Hitchhiking Robot : Thanks, City of Brotherly Love

All the way across Canada, can't even make it halfway through the states

I don't know about you guys.
I bet it was an atheist.
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Re: Vandals Destroy Hitchhiking Robot : Thanks, City of Brotherly Love

I bet it was an atheist.
I think it was a Science-tologist.....
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Re: Vandals Destroy Hitchhiking Robot : Thanks, City of Brotherly Love

They should have designed it to respond to sudden impacts with some sort of plea, like "Help, that hurts" or "Please stop that" or "What did I ever do to you?"

Even in my angriest and most destructive moods, that would be enough to make me feel bad.
I think, "Is that all you got?", or something provoking a severe attack would have worked better.
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Claim to be a hoax. I think he was hit by a car.
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20...questions.html

However it was removed from CNN.
There is video in my original post of a perp beating it up. Parts were missing, too.
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Re: Vandals Destroy Hitchhiking Robot : Thanks, City of Brotherly Love

All the way across Canada, can't even make it halfway through the states

I don't know about you guys.
Don't forget germany and the netherlands...
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