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11-07-2018, 10:36 AM
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Tinder User, 69, Who Identifies As a 49 Year Old Asks Court to Change His Age
Emile Ratelband says if transgender people are legally allowed to change sex, he should be allowed to give himself a new age. A single pensioner has launched a legal battle to change his age so he can go back to work and meet more women on Tinder. Emile Ratelband, 69, wants to be recognised as a 49 year old because he feels 20 years younger, but his application was refused by his local authority.  He argues that if transgender people are legally allowed to change sex, he should be allowed to give himself a new birth date because doctors told him he has the body of a 45-year-old. The entrepreneur and self-help guru, from the Netherlands, is suing his local authority after they refused the amend his age on official documents. Mr Ratelband's case has now gone to a court in the city of Arnhmen in the eastern Dutch province of Gelderland. He was born on March 11, 1949, but says he feels at least 20 years younger and wants to change his birth date to March 11, 1969.  Mr Ratelband said: "I have done a check-up and what does it show? My biological age is 45 years". "When I'm 69, I am limited. If I'm 49, then I can buy a new house, drive a different car. I can take up more work". "When I'm on Tinder and it say I'm 69, I don't get an answer". "Transgenders can now have their gender changed on their birth certificate, and in the same spirit there should be room for an age change."  He claims he is discriminated against because of his age, and that he encounters problems in society on a daily basis. He said companies are reluctant to hire someone the age of a pensioner as a consultant. And he said his move would also be good news for the government as he would be renouncing his pension until he reaches retirement age again. The judge said that he had some sympathy with Mr Ratelband, but the court said there would be practical problems in allowing people to change their birth date - as it would mean legally deleting part of their lives. The judge asked Mr Ratelband about the status of his early years, from 1949 to 1969, if his official birth date was put back. "For whom did your parents care in those years? Who was that little boy back then?" the judge asked. The court is due to deliver a written ruling within four weeks. |
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11-07-2018, 12:33 PM
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 Für Immer Verloren Poster Rank:50 Boredom + Despair Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 30,253
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Re: Tinder User, 69, Who Identifies As a 49 Year Old Asks Court to Change His Age
Well this should spark an interesting debate! 
__________________ "I'd give the world for the chance just to see your face again. Still I pretend that you're still standing by." |
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11-07-2018, 01:18 PM
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Re: Tinder User, 69, Who Identifies As a 49 Year Old Asks Court to Change His Age
I'm still waiting for someone to identify as an abstract, I think I'd like to identify as the 'concept of thoughtful discourse', and of course I would demand millions in government subsidies because I'm a victim of persecution and intolerance.
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11-07-2018, 02:21 PM
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Re: Tinder User, 69, Who Identifies As a 49 Year Old Asks Court to Change His Age
While he does have a point about people being allowed to "change" their gender on legal documents, he clearly wants to do this because he wants to date women too young for him. If he stuck to his own age group he would get replies. He is good for his age though. I myself have always felt a strong kinship towards horses. It's been a long road to reach a point where I can feel comfortable enough to say this...but...well...  I'm a transequine. Yeah. You cunts heard me. I'm a motherfucking horse! Look, here's a photo I took of myself just now...honest...no lies...  You see?! I'm the pwettiest equine in the yard. You can hear me banging my gate, neighing about how the other CIS scum horses are oppressing me! They should #dieinafire the TERF scum! |
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11-07-2018, 02:40 PM
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Re: Tinder User, 69, Who Identifies As a 49 Year Old Asks Court to Change His Age
You now have to do it for real, come on you must have a horse mask or something, please!
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11-07-2018, 02:42 PM
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Re: Tinder User, 69, Who Identifies As a 49 Year Old Asks Court to Change His Age
You do realise that's actually a mask in the pic don't you...at least I hope it is  |
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11-07-2018, 02:44 PM
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Re: Tinder User, 69, Who Identifies As a 49 Year Old Asks Court to Change His Age
You do realise that it isn't actually Moloko in the picture. Duh!
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11-07-2018, 04:16 PM
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Re: Tinder User, 69, Who Identifies As a 49 Year Old Asks Court to Change His Age
I did not realise that...to be honest I'm a little disappointed that she's not a crazy mutant hybrid of horse and woman...proper horror show |
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11-07-2018, 08:21 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:201 Some Mucky Bitch Join Date: Jun 2018 Posts: 7,553 Mentioned: 22 Post(s) Quoted: 5339 Post(s)
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Re: Tinder User, 69, Who Identifies As a 49 Year Old Asks Court to Change His Age
Soooooo you're saying he wants to change his age bc he wants to bang 20 year olds without being *as* creepy? |
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11-07-2018, 10:25 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:111 Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 14,074 Mentioned: 44 Post(s) Quoted: 3720 Post(s)
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Re: Tinder User, 69, Who Identifies As a 49 Year Old Asks Court to Change His Age
I, myself, have 'identified' as a cheese grater for years. However, being officially identified as such on my Driver's License has thus far proven to be problematic...  · |
