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Old 06-12-2020, 10:11 PM
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Terrorists Capture American City!

This is another story that lame stream media is not too keen to do much impartial reporting on.

Domestic terrorists have occupied an area of Seattle, which is now governed by a SoundCloud rapper and Warlord. Police seem to be staying away, even though the terrorists are armed and chaos is running amok.

The captured area in the city is referred to as the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone. The revolutionary terrorists who occupy CHAZ demand police be disbanded so they can live like savages in their new country.

The power vacuum in the anarchistic zone was quickly filled by a violent warlord who has organized his own police force. This armed mob with no law enforcement training seems to think they can do a better job at policing than academy trained officers. Observers note this is absolutely insane and illustrates the hypocrisy of this movement, which is largely detached from reality and fueled by anger and racism.

Observers also note extortion, violence, and drug use running rampant in the zone. This is likely going to result in death and violence. The terrorist mob will either being to destroy itself when they run out of food and drugs, or the legions will march in and let me tell you, if that happens, there will be shootouts.

Some observers see the inaction of the local government and suggest this autonomous zone is bait to get the federal government to mobilize the military to put it down, so that partisan politicians can point to the resulting violence as evidence of the current US president's evil.

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From Chicago tribune:

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To the good people of CHAZ:
Greetings and salutations, my lefty friends! I’m going help you build your experimental new revolutionary nation — now that you have your borders and armed militia — right in the middle of Seattle.
CHAZ is the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone, made up of several blocks of Seattle that were commandeered by protesters when the cops were told to pull back and let the “people” just loot what they wanted and run their own lives.
“You are now leaving the USA,” says a sign at the border of CHAZ.

They have a farm, armed guards, snacks, art projects and most likely poetry readings of approved texts. And, they reportedly even have a “tax” on people and remaining businesses to help with “operations,” but that just might be royalist propaganda.
Building a new nation isn’t easy, my CHAZian friends. But to prove I support true diversity, I’ll write your Konstitushun, so you may organize yourselves, from your collective farms to your appropriate sports activities, and even how best to wear your underwear.


If you don’t know about CHAZ, you’re probably still stuck on old COVID-19 news, worried that if you dare gather in groups, you’ll be denounced as murderers willing to spread disease. But then came the George Floyd protests, and public health experts who did not want to be denounced as witches decided we may gather as before.

Even in CHAZ.

CHAZ isn’t fiction like Brawndo. It’s a real, live nation in the state of Washington, which should soon be renamed because, well, the name “Washington” triggers so many people now. They might as well call it “The Republic of Howard Zinn.”
Stay free, CHAZ! Never bend the knee to President Donald Trump.
Trump is the only thing that could screw up this brave new world.
So, I’m warning Trump and all Republicans to LEAVE CHAZ ALONE.
Don’t be stupid and send in the military, Mr. President. That would be idiotic, and you’ll ruin everything.

The governor of Washington doesn’t mind CHAZ being its own country in the middle of Seattle. And the mayor of Seattle doesn’t mind, either. Just let CHAZ be, so it can prove to everyone how a people can govern themselves with no laws or law enforcement.
Just let people live in their natural state and just do what feels right. And let’s just see what happens. It’ll be like “Lord of the Flies” but with good coffee.
Seattle police Chief Carmen Best said pulling out the police to allow the formation of CHAZ wasn’t her big idea. She called it an “exercise in trust and de-escalation” and she’s not even the mayor of Minneapolis.

Now CHAZ may even have its own warlord, the rapper Raz Simone. But he hates being called a warlord.
“The President really put a hit on my head,” Simone tweeted. “I’m not a Terrorist Warlord.”



Why did I(Simone) decide to help CHAZ?
Because here in America, our old, boring “A Republic, if you can keep it” thing is falling apart. It’s not woke enough. We began “decolonizing” our libraries so that now, Americans can’t even remember why we started this “republic” thing in the first place.
Hail CHAZ.
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What do you guys think? Why is the local government allowing this to happen? Why does it appear as tho leftist politicians are now prepared to allow citizens to be massacred just so they can poo-poo a president they don't like?

crazy, right?

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Re: Terrorists Capture American City!

correction, the last quote was note from Simone, it was the columnists musing. sorry about that, everyone


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Jonestown did it first

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So.., any reason this can't happen in other cities?

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How retarded ! Why don't they Fuck off and get a job instead of playing little boy soldier.

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Trump should surround the CHAZ with ICE and set up a border crossing.

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Trump should surround the CHAZ with ICE and set up a border crossing.
That would be an Epic Burn.

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Re: Terrorists Capture American City!

CHAZ is pretty boring, the police precinct is boarded up and protected and while it won't last it has been interesting. Not really a terrorist situation despite what the toads here try to project.

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