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Re: Teen Dies in Police Custody Quote:
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Re: Teen Dies in Police Custody I guess the full body restraint chair is metaphorically fairly close to a wooden cross. Holy crap...he was Jesus. |
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Re: Teen Dies in Police Custody Don't worry. Since he was Jesus, he'll be back and then we'll have two Easters. |
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Re: Teen Dies in Police Custody I guess we should try to buy that restraint chair before the Catholics get all relic crazy and jack up the price. I guess it's going to be the Chair and Straps of Clay County instead of the Shrowd of Turin. And of course we can't forget the Pepper Spray Can of Destiny or the Standard Issue Inmate Clothing of the Second Holy Ghost. Can you imagine how much money could be made selling the faithful Holy Paint Chips from the Cell of the Second Son of God? Then we could all pitch in and buy the Clay County Jail as a shrine and charge for tours. The Nuns would wear specially designed habits to look like inmate clothing. Instead of the Holy Cross we could use the Holy Restrain Chair and this new Christ would wear a mesh spit hood instead of a crown of thornes. The Clay County Sheriff's Deputies would be like modern day Roman soldiers. I could go on all day with this silliness. |
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My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:375 Female Join Date: May 2013 Mentioned: 13 Post(s) Quoted: 1084 Post(s)
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Re: Teen Dies in Police Custody You guys crack me up. ![]() I grew up celebrating 2 Easters. I'm half Russian, so we did both. (and 2x Christmas!) ![]() It was kinda like the opposite of being a Jehovah's Witness. |
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