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01-14-2011, 05:10 AM
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A HAIR transplant patient had a swear word branded on his bonce for 19 YEARS without knowing.

Darren Hope, 40, finally found "WANKER" on his scalp when he shaved his head.

A surgeon left the two-inch capital letters across the back of his nut by removing tiny hair roots. But the word was hidden by the new locks he implanted.

Single Darren was a balding 21-year-old when he had the £7,000 Gordon Ramsay-style op at a London clinic. He recently changed to a short hairstyle - and pals saw the word when he took his cap off while playing cricket.

Darren, of Nuneaton, Warks, said: "It is about five inches long - I can't believe I never knew.

"I'd love to sue the surgeon but the clinic has closed down."

The electrician, who has been told the word cannot be removed, said: "I'll have to keep my hair long."
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Re: Swear Transplant

What did he do to that doctor? Perhaps, he should re-examine this possibility and assign responsibility to the one who, actually, caused the branding. I don't know . . . could, still, be the doc's fault. I'd hafta say it is the doc's fault, but that's just me. I HATE the frickin' quacks!
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Re: Swear Transplant

He does sort of look like a wanker.
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That's nothing. I have the word "TWAT" stiched into my ass hair.
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Just shave you're nut....fuck nut. he does look like a wanker though.
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nice horseshoe brother
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Bald fuck.
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My question is what did he do to the doctor that performed the procedure to piss hom off enough to do this?
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Can't believe how different he looks with that hair piece!! Actually quite hot.....for a wanker lol




HAIR transplant victim Darren Hope shows off a £600 wig to hide his blushes after a callous surgeon etched the word "WANKER" in the back of his head.
Electrician Darren, 40, had the op at 21 but only spotted the oath recently.

He is considering plastic surgery to remove it but in the meantime he will cover it with a glue-on super toupée from the US.

Bachelor Darren, of Nuneaton, Warwicks, said the last time he wore one it stayed on in a FIGHT. He added: "It's stickability is amazing. Ladies don't realise I'm bald.
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