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01-14-2011, 06:10 AM
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Swear Transplant
A HAIR transplant patient had a swear word branded on his bonce for 19 YEARS without knowing. Darren Hope, 40, finally found "WANKER" on his scalp when he shaved his head. A surgeon left the two-inch capital letters across the back of his nut by removing tiny hair roots. But the word was hidden by the new locks he implanted. Single Darren was a balding 21-year-old when he had the £7,000 Gordon Ramsay-style op at a London clinic. He recently changed to a short hairstyle - and pals saw the word when he took his cap off while playing cricket. Darren, of Nuneaton, Warks, said: "It is about five inches long - I can't believe I never knew. "I'd love to sue the surgeon but the clinic has closed down." The electrician, who has been told the word cannot be removed, said: "I'll have to keep my hair long."  ·  · |
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01-14-2011, 07:00 AM
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Re: Swear Transplant
What did he do to that doctor? Perhaps, he should re-examine this possibility and assign responsibility to the one who, actually, caused the branding. I don't know . . . could, still, be the doc's fault. I'd hafta say it is the doc's fault, but that's just me. I HATE the frickin' quacks!
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01-14-2011, 09:06 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:7 What we've got here is failure to communicate. Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 103,533
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Re: Swear Transplant
Just shave you're nut....fuck nut.  he does look like a wanker though.
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