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Old 11-03-2012, 10:26 PM
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Re: Shark Drops Out The Sky And Lands On Golf Course

I can't find it on youtube, but I was going to post the land shark skit from SNL.

Just pretend I did, and laugh uproariously.

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I can't find it on youtube, but I was going to post the land shark skit from SNL.

Just pretend I did, and laugh uproariously.
I can't find my sense of humor, but I was going to laugh uproariously at this.

Just pretend I did, and thank me profusely.

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I can't find it on youtube, but I was going to post the land shark skit from SNL.

Just pretend I did, and laugh uproariously.
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Old 11-05-2012, 03:59 PM
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Re: Shark Drops Out The Sky And Lands On Golf Course

That would have been utterly priceless if it landed nose-first in the hole

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so how many of you imagined it being a full sized shark, in the middle of the golf course?

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Re: Shark Drops Out The Sky And Lands On Golf Course

I'm sorry, but who keeps sea salt in the kitchen? They probably meant table salt, which is not the same. I'm surprised the fish lived. As far as I know, only those who keep fish keep non-table salt in their houses, and only those who keep marine fish keep actual sea salt.

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Old 11-05-2012, 11:31 PM
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Re: Shark Drops Out The Sky And Lands On Golf Course

Sea salt is used for gourmet cooking.
Golf Courses usually have pretty good food.

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Re: Shark Drops Out The Sky And Lands On Golf Course

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I'm sorry, but who keeps sea salt in the kitchen? They probably meant table salt, which is not the same. I'm surprised the fish lived. As far as I know, only those who keep fish keep non-table salt in their houses, and only those who keep marine fish keep actual sea salt.
Sea salt is marine salt. While I don't have any aquariums currently up and running, I have had many in the past and there is a difference.

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