Shark Drops Out The Sky And Lands On Golf Course

Faline · #1 11-02-2012, 06:58 PM

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WORKERS at a South California golf course came to the rescue when a shark dropped out of the sky and flopped around on the 12th tee.

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San Juan Hills Golf Club operations director Melissa McCormack said a course marshal found the leopard shark and brought it to the clubhouse.

It had puncture wounds where it appeared a bird had snagged it from the Pacific Ocean, about five miles away.

They stuck the 2lb shark into fresh water before somebody remembered it came from the sea, so they took some sea salt from the kitchen and mixed it in.

Another employee rushed the shark to the ocean where Ms McCormack said it was very still for a few seconds before twisting around and speeding off.

260RS · #2 11-02-2012, 10:26 PM

Must of been a decent size bird to haul that around!

Hvergelmir · #3 11-02-2012, 10:46 PM

My first thought was the hurricane picked it up, and tossed it inland.

Wolf · #4 11-02-2012, 10:49 PM

Bird was probably just floating on the water when this thing came up and bit him on the ass.

Brometheus · #5 11-03-2012, 01:11 AM

so how many of you imagined it being a full sized shark, in the middle of the golf course?

<< guilty

Hvergelmir · #6 11-03-2012, 02:03 AM

Yeah, I was picturing jaws.

Kanda444 · #7 11-03-2012, 03:33 AM

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They stuck the 2lb shark into fresh water before somebody remembered it came from the sea, so they took some sea salt from the kitchen and mixed it in.

AnaleFaust · #8 11-03-2012, 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Hvergelmir

My first thought was the hurricane picked it up, and tossed it inland.

RedneckR0nin · #9 11-03-2012, 11:29 AM

It's a flying shark.

DannyDrama · #10 11-03-2012, 12:42 PM

That's not what you need, just about to tee off and a fuckin' shark lands on you from nowhere.

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