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Old 01-16-2012, 03:07 PM
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Police: woman offered sexual favors in exchange for McNuggets

January 16, 2012 | 9:51 a.m.
A Los Angeles woman was arrested after she offered sexual favors in exchange for chicken McNuggets, Burbank police said.

Khadijah Baseer of Los Angeles reportedly opened customers’ car doors in the drive through of

A man told police Baseer approached him but he refused the offer.

Baseer was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of prostitution.


I am trying to think of jokes for this. Wonder what type of sauce she likes.
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Old 01-16-2012, 03:40 PM
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"Get a bang for your buck sir?"
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Old 01-16-2012, 03:46 PM
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She's either an addict, or was starving
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Old 01-16-2012, 04:19 PM
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what do they run, like 10 mcnuggets for 3 bucks or something?

5 mcnuggets for a bj ,

10 for sex,

and 10 + some sweet and sour sauce gives u access to everything...
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Old 01-16-2012, 04:31 PM
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She must been starving to offer sex for that waste food.
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Old 01-16-2012, 05:05 PM
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Old 01-16-2012, 06:29 PM
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McNuggets are disgusting
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Old 01-16-2012, 08:27 PM
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I imagine if she didn't get her Mc Nuggets she would turn violent....
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Old 01-16-2012, 08:41 PM
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Sex for Vicodin I can understand.
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Old 01-16-2012, 08:41 PM
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She never saw that Jamie Oliver special about how they make nuggets, then again the kids still ate them...
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