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Road Closed - Penis Missing

Road closed - penis missing: Police shut dual carriageway to hunt for man's manhood after he was found severely injured nearby
40-year-old found in distressed state at the side of the A66 in Middlesbrough
Police said he had suffered serious injuries, and wounds to his groin
It is understood that his penis was cut off and was missing
Police sealed off the busy route to search for it
Man, 22, arrested on suspicion of assault in relation to the incident



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Re: Road Closed - Penis Missing

I don't trust the Daily Mail any farther than I can throw it.
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Re: Road Closed - Penis Missing

How about the regional newspaper?

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/te...nd-a66-6811312
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Re: Road Closed - Penis Missing

I don't trust the Daily Mail any farther than I can throw it.
Likewise, but this is genuine. I was caught up in the traffic earlier. All because someone lost their cock.
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Re: Road Closed - Penis Missing

If they find it, may be too late to be salvageable.
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Re: Road Closed - Penis Missing

Wonder why it was cut off.
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Re: Road Closed - Penis Missing

Wonder why it was cut off.
Lovers' quarrel ;)
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Re: Road Closed - Penis Missing

If they find it, may be too late to be salvageable.
And then, it may not have any oomph behind it!

Saw Bobbitt's porno and, not only was it small, it dripped upon ejaculation. No power behind it!

For all I know, maybe it came that way! (no pun intended)

The best part of the movie was Lemmy being interviewed as a, "man on the street." He said, "Looks like a dick! All I know is, it's not mine."
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Re: Road Closed - Penis Missing

Hi, yeah sure, contribute them and i'll add them. Apparently the story behind it was that gypsies did it because he slept with one of their girlfriends.
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