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Old 09-11-2014, 05:27 PM
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Re: Police Officer Shoots 'aggressive' Tortoise Dead

I hate that the tortoise was shot dead by the moron, but thanks for the great laughs from some of your replies fellow D'R'ers!!! Brilliant

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Old 09-11-2014, 05:32 PM
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Re: Police Officer Shoots 'aggressive' Tortoise Dead

See! This is what happens when cops eat too many donuts. They aren't even fit enough to outrun a fucking turtle!

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Old 09-11-2014, 05:51 PM
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Re: Police Officer Shoots 'aggressive' Tortoise Dead

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See! This is what happens when cops eat too many donuts. They aren't even fit enough to outrun a fucking turtle!


The problem with this comment is that they probably don't have donuts in Uganda.

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Old 09-11-2014, 07:26 PM
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Re: Police Officer Shoots 'aggressive' Tortoise Dead

I'm sure they do. It's just that there is no telling what they are actually made of, lol. Kind of like ordering a hamburger in china.
It reminds me of a comment a friend of mine to his cat in my presence a few years ago.

The cat was thin and he couldn't get it to eat. He said it was looking like an Ethiopian cat. I said, uh, there aren't any cats in Ethiopia. They were used for food long ago, lol!

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Re: Police Officer Shoots 'aggressive' Tortoise Dead

I guess he didn't try running?

Or walking?

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