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07-11-2014, 03:20 PM
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Re: Police Officer Shoots 'aggressive' Tortoise Dead
I can feel for this guy, I had a scary encounter with a vicious pack of slugs awhile ago and barely made it out of it with my life  I think the plastic chair to take on a turtle may have been a poor choice as well. He must of broken his stick and got desperate  |
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#12
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07-11-2014, 10:47 PM
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Re: Police Officer Shoots 'aggressive' Tortoise Dead
hahahahah you just actually made me laugh out loud. No, really.  |
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07-12-2014, 03:39 PM
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Re: Police Officer Shoots 'aggressive' Tortoise Dead
Sounds like a douche who just doesn't like turtles.
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07-13-2014, 02:49 AM
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Re: Police Officer Shoots 'aggressive' Tortoise Dead
The story of the tortoise and the hare comes to mind. You can out run the tortoise, but at night when you're sleeping.......
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07-13-2014, 02:19 PM
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Re: Police Officer Shoots 'aggressive' Tortoise Dead
tortoises*. ;) anyway, turtles are the real assholes. the news story wouldn't have surprised me as much if it ended up being a snapping turtle that was shot.  · |
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09-11-2014, 11:54 AM
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Re: Police Officer Shoots 'aggressive' Tortoise Dead
I half expected it to be about a giant alligator snapper too. A fucking TORTOISE???????? Sounds like they needed it for some weirdy witchy voodoo stuff tbh.  |
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09-11-2014, 03:18 PM
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Re: Police Officer Shoots 'aggressive' Tortoise Dead
I've always wanted a pet turtle aquarium. The little turtles always looked so cool and happy hanging out on rocks or zipping around in the water. I'd want the aquarium to be huge, though, with curves and twists and turns and big enough to support about a dozen of the little fuckers. |
