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● 08-24-2018, 05:27 PM
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AUGUST 24--A security guard at a Tennessee hospital was found having sex with a female corpse in a body storage room, according to cops who arrested the man for the heinous act.

Cameron Wright, 23, was arraigned this morning on a felony abuse of corpse charge in connection with the shocking incident Wednesday at St. Francis Hospital in Memphis. Wright, seen at right, is locked up in the Shelby County jail in lieu of $3000 bond.

According to police and court records, Wright provided investigators with a typed statement confessing to “having vaginal intercourse with the deceased female in the body storage room.”

Two witnesses--a security guard and a representative with a transplant organization--told police that they discovered Wright having sex with the corpse of a 37-year-old woman who had died earlier that day of a heart attack.

Following the death of the woman, a kindergarten teacher, hospital workers placed her corpse in a body storage room since she had agreed be an organ donor. Police allege that Wright entered that room and abused the decedent’s corpse.

Wright was immediately fired and the hospital issued a statement declaring that, “Treating those we serve with dignity and respect is our top priority. The behavior of this individual does not represent what our hospital stands for, and these actions are completely unacceptable.” (1 page)
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"But ah wuz hoany, yo' honuh. Powerful hoany!"
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"But ah wuz hoany, yo' honuh. Powerful hoany!"
LOL

Does he get extra credit for for having vaginal intercourse, as opposed to butt fucking a kindergarten teacher's corpse?

Some stand up comedian ( I can't remember who) in the early 1980's used to play a dead person in the morgue, saying "I should be going up to Heaven any moment...Whoa! Someone's fucking me up the ass!"
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Sam Kinison

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Does he get extra credit for for having vaginal intercourse, as opposed to butt fucking a kindergarten teacher's corpse?

Some stand up comedian ( I can't remember who) in the early 1980's used to play a dead person in the morgue, saying "I should be going up to Heaven any moment...Whoa! Someone's fucking me up the ass!"
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Weirdos everywhere these days, I bet her family were impressed when they were told.
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Thanks very much Ace.

Here it is:

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I just read Sam Kinison's bio on WIKI. Seems he was a Pentacostal preacher like his father before he became a stand up comedian.
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