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Nokia Filed Patent to Link Mobile Phones to Tattoos As a Ringer

Nokia Has Filed A Patent That Would Make Your Tattoo Vibrate Every Time Your Cell Phone Rings
Mar. 21, 2012, 9:45 AM

Hello, brave new world. Nokia may be working on an invention that would cause a tattoo to vibrate every time you get a call on your cell.

The Finnish firm's filing with the US Patent Office describes tattooing, stamping, or spraying "ferromagnetic" material onto skin—or a fingernail—and linking it to a mobile device, reports the BBC. Vibrations could alert users to a variety of situations.

"Examples of applications may be low battery indication, received message, received call, or calendar alert," all with different vibrations for each, notes the filing.

But watch out for Big Brother. The filing also indicates that such a marker could also be used as an identify check—a kind of electro-magnetic fingerprint—that could be read by your computer, for example, before it will allow you access ... or by security guards at a border crossing.

http://www.businessinsider.com/nokia...tattoos-2012-3

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Re: Nokia Filed Patent to Link Mobile Phones to Tattoos As a Ringer

bitches are gonna put them on their pussies and calling themselves.

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Re: Nokia Filed Patent to Link Mobile Phones to Tattoos As a Ringer

Fuck that, my mates would prank call me all night waking me up

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Re: Nokia Filed Patent to Link Mobile Phones to Tattoos As a Ringer

fuck.....that's a retarded idea

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Re: Nokia Filed Patent to Link Mobile Phones to Tattoos As a Ringer

I bet you we all know someone who would do it though

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Re: Nokia Filed Patent to Link Mobile Phones to Tattoos As a Ringer

omg , what will they come up with next ?

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Re: Nokia Filed Patent to Link Mobile Phones to Tattoos As a Ringer

all hail vaginal tattoos

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Re: Nokia Filed Patent to Link Mobile Phones to Tattoos As a Ringer

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bitches are gonna put them on their pussies and calling themselves.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!


I wanted to put that.


Ill add one, tattoo your anus/prostate.

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Re: Nokia Filed Patent to Link Mobile Phones to Tattoos As a Ringer

Mark of the Beast people!

Do You See?!?!?

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Re: Nokia Filed Patent to Link Mobile Phones to Tattoos As a Ringer

And then it was discovered that ferromagnetic tattoos were more cancerous than asbestos

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