Nokia Filed Patent to Link Mobile Phones to Tattoos As a Ringer

[Angelahh]

Nokia Has Filed A Patent That Would Make Your Tattoo Vibrate Every Time Your Cell Phone Rings
Mar. 21, 2012, 9:45 AM

Hello, brave new world. Nokia may be working on an invention that would cause a tattoo to vibrate every time you get a call on your cell.

The Finnish firm's filing with the US Patent Office describes tattooing, stamping, or spraying "ferromagnetic" material onto skin—or a fingernail—and linking it to a mobile device, reports the BBC. Vibrations could alert users to a variety of situations.

"Examples of applications may be low battery indication, received message, received call, or calendar alert," all with different vibrations for each, notes the filing.

But watch out for Big Brother. The filing also indicates that such a marker could also be used as an identify check—a kind of electro-magnetic fingerprint—that could be read by your computer, for example, before it will allow you access ... or by security guards at a border crossing.

http://www.businessinsider.com/nokia...tattoos-2012-3

[BlueNosePit]

bitches are gonna put them on their pussies and calling themselves.

[Faline]

Fuck that, my mates would prank call me all night waking me up

[candymosh]

fuck.....that's a retarded idea

[Parannoyed]

I bet you we all know someone who would do it though

[thissiteisfuckedup]

omg , what will they come up with next ?

[philperd16]

all hail vaginal tattoos

[ices]

Originally Posted by BlueNosePit

bitches are gonna put them on their pussies and calling themselves.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!


I wanted to put that.


Ill add one, tattoo your anus/prostate.

[PwnageDelux]

Mark of the Beast people!

Do You See?!?!?

[bigmikeymike]

And then it was discovered that ferromagnetic tattoos were more cancerous than asbestos