[Faline]

A massage therapist in Cascade Township, Mich., may not have a happy ending after being accused of inappropriately touching one of his clients during a massage.

Lawrence Urban, 49, is facing criminal sexual conduct charges for a massage he performed on a female customer on March 15, according to WOOD-TV.

The massage apparently rubbed the accuser the wrong way. She reported Urban to the Kent County Sheriff's Department and said he touched her inappropriately during her session, ClickOnDetroit.com reported.

Urban, 49, reportedly admitted touching the victim's genital area, Kent County Sheriff's Detective Jason Russo told a judge, according to MLive.com.

“During the massage, Lawrence admits to ... asking her if she wanted to orgasm,” Russo said in court. “After the victim (stated) 'no,' Lawrence told the victim that ‘your body is telling me one thing, but you are telling me another.’”

Urban is free from custody while awaiting arraignment.

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[Viking64]

Originally Posted by Kelly ↗

"your body is telling me one thing, but you are telling me another."

Well, Larry, your right ear is doing one thing but your left ear is doing another.

[Wolf]

Not quite the happy ending he was expecting!

[rob666]

Look at the guy, he has fucked up perve written all over his inbred head.
he looks like something from "the hills have eyes"

[ices]

I could do with a hot asian giving me a butt massage right now.


This wouldn't have occurred if he was a hot stud masseuse eh? She'd of demanded he rub her the "wrong" way.

[mengala]

I thought massage therapists are suppose to be atleast somewhat attractive. I didn't know they hired people like leather face's cousin from the texas chainsaw massacre.

[bob351]

Champion line "your body is telling me one thing but you are saying another"

Also who the fuck would get a massage from this guy...

[Sharon]

What a disturbing person to get a massage from, he looks like someone who works in some creepy remote petrol station (aka 'gas station')

[johnleeknoefler]

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