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Old 04-09-2013, 03:54 PM
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A PORN addict who inserted a live eel up his backside had to endure an all-night operation - after it got STUCK.
The man - from southern China - preformed the bizarre act after seeing it done in a kinky blue movie.
But the unmarried man had to rush himself to a hospital casualty unit in Guangdong province telling medics: “Please, please help me. The eel is moving through my body.”
Surgeons finally removed the 20-inch long Asian swamp eel - which weighed more than half-a-kilo - in the early hours of the morning after a lengthy treatment with drugs and medical probes.
One of the medical team explained: “The eel was simply trying to find its way out.”
“It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy.
“This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused him a serious injury. Eels have small but very sharp teeth,” they added.
A police spokesman said: “We are aware of what happened and a 39-year-old man will be interviewed over alleged animal cruelty.”


Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...#ixzz2PzfwGxRM

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ah-phhhhhht!!!

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Poor eel!

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"It's moving thru my body"
I thought that was the whole idea

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"It's moving thru my body"
I thought that was the whole idea
Yeah, did he think it would pull a u-turn and come back out the way it went in?

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WADDA DUMMAAAY!

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