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03-12-2019, 11:02 AM
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Man with World's Largest Cock Can't Get A Job
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-...s-now-11730050 It's pretty bad when your dick is so big that functioning normally in society becomes a chore. This poor guy can't even get a job, so the Mexican government has decided to put him on the dole. This is what the people who brought us the English language are publishing stories about these days - we've gone from Shakespeare to Moloko in less than 400 years. More evidence of Western Civilization going to the shitter. That said, I'm just gonna say what all y'all are thinkin': He's not black! 
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03-12-2019, 11:04 AM
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Re: Man with World's Largest Cock Can't Get A Job
I bet he never gets laid. I'm three inches shorter than him, and I get bitched at constantly by women for it.
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03-12-2019, 11:08 AM
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Re: Man with World's Largest Cock Can't Get A Job
Mr Ed
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03-12-2019, 11:29 AM
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Re: Man with World's Largest Cock Can't Get A Job
When you can no longer fuck the females of your own species - size is not something to be proud of.  |
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03-12-2019, 05:11 PM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:291 Male Join Date: Dec 2018 Posts: 4,436
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Re: Man with World's Largest Cock Can't Get A Job
the "if you trim the hedge, it will make your junk appear longer" saying, does not apply.
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03-12-2019, 06:21 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2614 Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 162 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 60 Post(s)
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Re: Man with World's Largest Cock Can't Get A Job
So he's actually 6inches with a massive foreskin?
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03-12-2019, 07:07 PM
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Re: Man with World's Largest Cock Can't Get A Job
Just tie it around your waist and start laying bricks.
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03-13-2019, 03:35 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:11 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 95,757
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Re: Man with World's Largest Cock Can't Get A Job
Sorry to hear of your 3 incher  |
