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Old 03-12-2019, 11:02 AM
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Man with World's Largest Cock Can't Get A Job

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-...s-now-11730050

It's pretty bad when your dick is so big that functioning normally in society becomes a chore. This poor guy can't even get a job, so the Mexican government has decided to put him on the dole.

This is what the people who brought us the English language are publishing stories about these days - we've gone from Shakespeare to Moloko in less than 400 years. More evidence of Western Civilization going to the shitter.

That said, I'm just gonna say what all y'all are thinkin': He's not black!

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Old 03-12-2019, 11:04 AM
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Re: Man with World's Largest Cock Can't Get A Job

I bet he never gets laid. I'm three inches shorter than him, and I get bitched at constantly by women for it.

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Re: Man with World's Largest Cock Can't Get A Job

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I bet he never gets laid. I'm three inches shorter than him, and I get bitched at constantly by women for it.
Omg.

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Old 03-12-2019, 11:08 AM
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Mr Ed

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Old 03-12-2019, 11:29 AM
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Re: Man with World's Largest Cock Can't Get A Job

When you can no longer fuck the females of your own species - size is not something to be proud of.

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Re: Man with World's Largest Cock Can't Get A Job

the "if you trim the hedge, it will make your junk appear longer" saying, does not apply.

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So he's actually 6inches with a massive foreskin?

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Just tie it around your waist and start laying bricks.

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A doctor there said the main part of his penis was just over 6 inches long and the rest was extra skin.
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I bet he never gets laid. I'm three inches shorter than him, and I get bitched at constantly by women for it.
Sorry to hear of your 3 incher

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