[Faline]

Canadian Billy McNeely spent three years scratching an itch on his back - only to be told it was a KNIFE.

The three-inch blade was found in a lump that he had had since he was stabbed five times in a fight.

Doctors stitched him up but never took X-Rays, he said.

Billy, from Canada, said: "I've done some jail time in the past.

"The guards rub over you with a metal wand detector, and every time it hit my back it went off."

The 32-year-old finally decided to get it looked at after he scratched his back and his fingernail caught on something.

Girlfriend Stephanie Sayine told CBC News: "I told Billy 'There's a knife sticking out of your back'. I was scared. I was ready to pull it out with tweezers."

[Smackeddie]

LAD lol

[ices]

I was expecting some small piece.

Thats a full 5 inches of metal, what the fuck? Where did he get sewn up? Wal Mart?

[Danscape]

[bob351]

I love my fellow countrymen.

[mengala]

An ''itch''

[Sharon]

Wow Wonder what the prison guards thought his beeping back was down to?

[bdjackass318]

Wow remind me never to get stabbed in Canada. Sounds like they got some shitty doctors up there.

[Darkest Angel]

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by Smackeddie ↗

LAD lol

Awwwww! I like Steve Buscemi!