[menstrualclots]

OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — Oklahoma City police say a man told officers he was attacked for his bologna and cheese sandwich.


Officers say 24-year-old Roger Hamilton told them he was sitting on a bus station bench, about to put mayonnaise on his sandwich when another man began staring at him.


Hamilton says the man then punched him in the mouth and grabbed his sandwich and left.


Police say Hamilton has a swollen lip and his face was covered in blood.


The sandwich was valued at 76 cents.

[smackem]

Oklahomo is OK

[Hotstuff]

the man was hungry.

[dssxdss2]

bologna and cheese sandwiches are only 76 cents in America?

thats it, i'm fucking moving to the US of A

[menstrualclots]

he didn't buy it at a deli. i'm sure he made it himself with a couple of slices of wonder bread.

[kellyhound]

wonder what the max. sentence is for that.

[menstrualclots]

it's probably a misdemeanor assault charge, so not very much jail time or probation

[pyromancer555]

lol damn thats crazy see what a bad economy will do to people.

[scalpelxSLUT]

...I read this as "Man Says He Was Attacked BY a Bologna Sandwich"

I'm dissapointed