[Sharon]

I've just read this and had to share it!

Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.

Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.

"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said.

"It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a ketchup bottle."

The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood. The shop where the ketchup was bought on Friday has thrown out the rest of its stock.

[advancedcorpsetumor]

that's just nasty!

[Knaffe]

This happened in 2005.

Swedish newspaper -> -Det låg en penis i ketchupen | Nyheter | Aftonbladet

It was maybe a mushroom -> Aftonbladet: Aftonbladet telegram: Misstänkt snopp var kanske sopp

[Sie.Goat]

Woohoo free Penis! I Like!

[its me, derr]

this is what happens when you 'Free Willy'

[Hotstuff]

*groan* derr
pics!

[Fly-By-Night]

Originally Posted by smackem ↗

This sort of thing pops up in the news every year. I just want to know, When these penises are lost on the job, , why do they always end up in the product? If Im running the show, no one goes home until there is 100% penis accountability

[güttsfükk]

surely they could've done a DNA test to see if it is human and not mushroom

[StiffyWood]

If the ketchup bottles are anything like the States, that was no medium penis, that must have been, the dreaded baby dick!!!

[kellyhound]

She calls that medium sized.
Poor hubby.