[Faline]

A man dressed as Bigfoot in an apparent attempt to provoke reports of a sighting of the mythical creature in northwestern Montana was struck by two cars and killed.

The man was wearing a military-style "Ghillie suit" consisting of strips of camouflage fabric and was standing in the right-hand lane of a highway south of Kalispell on Sunday night when he was hit by the first car, according to the Montana Highway Patrol. A second car hit the man as he lay in the roadway, authorities said.
Flathead County officials identified the man as Randy Lee Tenley, 44, of Kalispell. Trooper Jim Schneider said his motives were ascertained during interviews with friends, and alcohol may have been a factor but investigators were awaiting tests.
"He was trying to make people think he was Sasquatch so people would call in a Sasquatch sighting," Schneider told the Daily Inter Lake newspaper on Monday. "You can't make it up. I haven't seen or heard of anything like this before. Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him."
Ghillie suits are a type of full-body clothing made to resemble heavy foliage and used to camouflage military snipers.
"He probably would not have been very easy to see at all," Schneider told KECI-TV.

[Brometheus]

umm.. maybe he was hunting??.. ghillie suits resemble nothing as bigfoot. Maybe Swamp Thing.. but not a sasquach.. but hey.. if the friends vouch for that story then I guess he really was being a dick.

[DiamondSmiles]

Even that bigfoot looks fake. It almost appears that he has an eyehole.

What idiots! Wouldn't you want to take Bigfoot alive?

[kellyhound]

[johnleeknoefler]

Originally Posted by diamondsmiles ↗

Even that bigfoot looks fake. It almost appears that he has an eyehole.

What idiots! Wouldn't you want to take Bigfoot alive?

I always wondered about that short video clip. Strangely enough, look closely, and you can see the creature has some large breasts swinging back and forth as it walks rapidly into the forest. I'm not sure how they would glue on some fake boobs and why the boobs would look so fleshlike.

[BigFoot]

This is why I hate when people try to mimic me, they just get hurt.

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by johnleeknoefler ↗

I always wondered about that short video clip. Strangely enough, look closely, and you can see the creature has some large breasts swinging back and forth as it walks rapidly into the forest. I'm not sure how they would glue on some fake boobs and why the boobs would look so fleshlike.

You've narrowed it down. It's either a woman or a man with man boobs?!?!

I never noticed until you mentioned them :)

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by BigFoot ↗

This is why I hate when people try to mimic me, they just get hurt.

I used to like your commercials with a couple of young guys, "Messin' With Sasquatch".

I think it was for beef jerky, if memory serves.

[zombie-rot420]

Couldn't he have just called in the sightings?

[Pyramid_Head]

Officially the dumbest way to die.