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Re: MAINE: Fool Sets Off Firework Atop Head....DIES

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Re: MAINE: Fool Sets Off Firework Atop Head....DIES

And it's spelt, Calais. joak you fucking retard!

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Re: MAINE: Fool Sets Off Firework Atop Head....DIES

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It's only dangerous for you because of my Super AIDS. I will infect you.
Your anus lacks the natural lubrication the vagina has therefor my penis will tear the tissue inside your anus, allowing bacteria and viruses to enter the bloodstream. This will not end well for you.

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Re: MAINE: Fool Sets Off Firework Atop Head....DIES

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Your anus lacks the natural lubrication the vagina has therefor my penis will tear the tissue inside your anus, allowing bacteria and viruses to enter the bloodstream. This will not end well for you.
please keep talking, this is so hot.

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Re: MAINE: Fool Sets Off Firework Atop Head....DIES

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Your anus lacks the natural lubrication the vagina has therefor my penis will tear the tissue inside your anus, allowing bacteria and viruses to enter the bloodstream. This will not end well for you.
That's why you need lube. Silicone lube. Duh.

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Re: MAINE: Fool Sets Off Firework Atop Head....DIES

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This is really fucked up.

WHAT the fuck was he thinking???
Stupid people Makes me want to move.

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Re: Man Dies After Attempting to Shoot Fireworks From Top of Head

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he was just drunk, young, and had a mortar tube on his head
This made me laugh.

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Re: MAINE: Fool Sets Off Firework Atop Head....DIES

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