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Old 06-28-2013, 02:47 PM
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Re: Man, 41, Rips Off Own Penis While High on Magic Mushrooms

the ultimate wank

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Old 06-29-2013, 02:26 AM
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Re: Man, 41, Rips Off Own Penis While High on Magic Mushrooms

Just a guess, but, I'm thinking he had a small penis and thought it was a mushroom and wanted to smoke it.

He probably forgot to zip up his pants after a bathroom visit.

He just yanked that thing off

My middle brother used to say his penis looked like a mushroom cap, but, he fathered three beautiful children.

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Yikes! Talk about a bad trip.

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Old 06-29-2013, 05:22 AM
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Re: Man, 41, Rips Off Own Penis While High on Magic Mushrooms

kids, do not do drugs!

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Re: Man, 41, Rips Off Own Penis While High on Magic Mushrooms

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Just a guess, but, I'm thinking he had a small penis and thought it was a mushroom and wanted to smoke it.
Reminds me of a joke about a sexual deviant who buries himself on a mushroom farm.

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Re: Man, 41, Rips Off Own Penis While High on Magic Mushrooms

when that guy jerks off he JERKS OFF!

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Re: Man, 41, Rips Off Own Penis While High on Magic Mushrooms

Hope it got him off!

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yea..."Magic".....

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Re: Man, 41, Rips Off Own Penis While High on Magic Mushrooms

I've wanted to do mushrooms all year... and now i'm hesitant again.

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