Looking For A Job? ISIS is Hiring

**chris** · #1 ● 02-07-2017, 10:55 AM

I know times are tight, so if you're looking to make an entry into a new career path this may be your chance.

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The Islamic State militant group (ISIS) is capitalizing on the desperation of refugees, attempting to buy their allegiance to bolster its own ranks, according to a new report released Monday.

According to London-based anti-extremism think tank Quilliam, ISIS is engaging in efforts to recruit refugees in humanitarian camps, on migration routes to Europe, and in Turkey, Jordan and Lebanon, where millions of Syrians have fled the near six-year conflict.

The extremist group is openly offering financial incentives—up to $2,000, to new recruits in refugee camps in both Lebanon and Jordan, the report says.

Reference:
http://www.newsweek.com/isis-buying-...s-ranks-552907

Azimuth · #2 ● 02-07-2017, 11:17 AM

This is bad.

This will be attractive to kids who escaped on their own.

commondenom · #3 ● 02-07-2017, 11:48 AM

good stuff.....more muslims to the slaughter!!

FunkPumpkin · #4 ● 02-07-2017, 12:55 PM

I'm currently between jobs, but I've got a lot more money than them. Perhaps I should start recruiting counter-terrorist moles who can infiltrate the ISIS training camps and suicide-bomb those camps.

What? They're going to volunteer and die anyway, so why not have a few go out for our side for a change?

**kellyhound** · #5 ● 02-08-2017, 02:24 AM

They get fully paid for maybe a couple of months before they get less and less untill they receive nothing anymore. If you wanna leave they kill you next. Rufugees have phones and internet too so a lot are known with this "trick".

lesslis2015 · #6 ● 02-08-2017, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by kellyhound ↗

They get fully paid for maybe a couple of months before they get less and less untill they receive nothing anymore. If you wanna leave they kill you next. Rufugees have phones and internet too so a lot are known with this "trick".

Wonder who and how much the "refugees"pay for internet and phone service? Not being a smartazz but curious how that works.

spudigitti · #7 ● 02-08-2017, 02:08 PM

Do I need a reference

**kellyhound** · #8 ● 02-10-2017, 02:47 AM

Originally Posted by lesslis2015 ↗

Wonder who and how much the "refugees"pay for internet and phone service? Not being a smartazz but curious how that works.

Phones are much cheaper where they came from so they already have one and bring it along to keep in contact with their family.
https://citiesintransition.eu/cityre...i-for-refugees
http://www.zdnet.com/article/europes...sbos-migrants/
http://america.aljazeera.com/article...tari-camp.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...mini-city.html
etc.

Steve · #9 ● 02-10-2017, 04:54 AM

What qualities are they looking for? It would be an interesting interview.
Goatboy: Well Steve are you any good with a knife?
Me: Well I carve the Sunday roast.
Goatboy: Does blood scare you?
Me: Only menstrual blood.
Goatboy: Do you believe in Allah and do you worship the Prophet?
Me: Go fuck yourself you Hadji cunt, I don't worship sky fairies or pedophiles... Allahu Shitnack.
Goatboy: You're hired.....

Looking For A Job? ISIS is Hiring

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