[Broadjumper]

Originally Posted by mengala ↗

Easy there shlomo.

What, can't handle the truth there Heinrich?

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by darkest angel ↗

If I could take back the few booths I did visit plus all the times I did get burned I might not have any wrinkles at all. I don't smoke now either Diamond, rarely drink. It all helps.

I only used a tanning booth, along with Estee Lauder self tanning cream, in '85 or so because I was going to Nashville and the first day there was an outdoor all star celebrity softball game for St. Jude's and I didn't want to fry so I thought it was for the better.

A guy once told me they only like the white parts anyway so why bother Funny, he used the same system I did!

Fact is, I'm pale white and pale white I shall stay. If people don't like it, there are other shades of skin out there, but, those of us who avoid the skin are nice and soft to the touch and don't feel like leather or crocodile skin. I've gotten a ton of compliments from both men and women so I'm good

I used to have people wanting to touch my face, usually women on that one, or hair right after a haircut. Weird, lol! With guys, it was usually my legs or torso. I thought all women had soft skin, but, survey says, "no!" I also don't plan on getting grey hair.

I also get a lot of people asking me where things are in stores, even if I'm not wearing the store colors. Probably because I'm usually signing along to the oldies in the one Shop Rite I frequent.

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by Broadjumper ↗

Well..SIEG-fuckin' Heil...people tan because they don't want to look like sickly, pasty-assed ghosts...sure, many over do it, but it generally looks better than being the color of skim milk.

I'd rather being the color of skim milk than orange or brown like the, "tanning mom!"

I like skim milk better than fat milk anyway.

[Iliketurtles]

Tanning beds are ridiculous. YOU NEVER LOOK BETTER AFTER.

Natural tan is the best way to go or just suck it up and be a pale ghost like me

[Broadjumper]

Originally Posted by diamondsmiles ↗

I'd rather being the color of skim milk than orange or brown like the, "tanning mom!"

I like skim milk better than fat milk anyway.

Spray tans & bronzers suck, that's why they turn orange. And this broad has a screw loose, she's destroyed her skin by over-tanning, but a nice tan looks great compared to milky-white manatee.

Once upon a time she looked halfway decent.

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by Broadjumper ↗

Spray tans & bronzers suck, that's why they turn orange. And this broad has a screw loose, she's destroyed her skin by over-tanning, but a nice tan looks great compared to milky-white manatee.

Once upon a time she looked halfway decent.

I posted those pictures months ago when they first came out.

To each his or her own. It depends on your skin/chemistry. You need to experiment.

In the 90's, people started using high doses of beta carotene to look tan. My palms turned orange. I can also get that effect from carrots.

Estee Lauder was the best back then. I can assure you my milky white skin feels better than tanned hide any day! Some wrestlers even used it. It looks better than the stupid spray tans they use on guys who are already built to make them look like cartoons on tv.

You probably have nasty feet and don't care about your sex partners. I care about mine and they like it, but, I like men who take care of their skin, too. Fair is fair!

[Nite]

Same in NZ now too, law passed yesterday bans under-18s from this insanity

[DiamondSmiles]

*UPDATE*

Tan Mom in Critical Condition

Patricia Krentcil, aka Tan Mom, is currently fighting for her life in the hospital after a bout of pneumonia took a turn for the worse.

Sources directly connected to Tan Mom tell us she is currently on life support in a Florida hospital. We’re told the star has been battling pneumonia, and needed to have fluid drained from her lungs.

We’re told because Tan Mom is a smoker, her lungs were very weak, and doctors were unable to drain all the fluid, and it led to her going into cardiac arrest.

Our source says Tan Mom’s doctors put her into a medically induced coma Friday night and performed an intubation to allow her to breathe. Right now she is critical and has her husband, Richard, by her side.

Adam Barta, Tan Mom’s longtime producer, also confirms the tragic turn of events and is hoping she is able to pull through.

Tan Mom recently relocated to Florida from New Jersey to work on her music career. She has recently seen a surge of success after her hit song “Free To Be Me” debuted on the Howard Stern Show and became an anthem heard by millions of people around the world.

[William May]

Well, I can tell you, when I skin my victims......oh...….wait....uh.....just forget about that, OK...…..uh......forget I even said anything!...…..uh....
Yeah!...…..tanning is bad...………yeah....

[Karma]

Putting a 5 year old on a sun bed is ridiculous !