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10-05-2012, 07:14 AM
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Re: Husband Attacks Wife With Sandwich
Good thing it wasn't a $5 foot long. She might have suffered a concussion!
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10-05-2012, 07:15 AM
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Re: Husband Attacks Wife With Sandwich
Better this way  than a knuckle sandwich.
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10-05-2012, 08:25 AM
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I want to see the 911 operator's face when she/he got the report.-My husband beat me with a sandwich -Excuse me? -He beat me with a sandwich -You need to get off drugs. |
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10-05-2012, 10:27 AM
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I am at work and this just made me belch out a "Ha" loud enough to turn heads. Puns and slapstick get me every time.  |
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10-06-2012, 12:48 AM
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I can't believe he got arrested! A sandwich is not a dangerous weapon...then again we don't know what was IN the sandwich. Take your husband out for a walk lady  |
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10-06-2012, 03:54 AM
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"New York is where I'd rather stay. I get allergic smelling hay. I just adore a penthouse view. Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue." |
