[Faline]

Spurling pleaded no contest to disturbing the peace following an incident at his home in Melbeta, Nebraska, on Sunday.
The 50-year-old was arrested after his wife called 911 following an argument in which Spurling pushed her down on a bed before rubbing the sandwich in her face, reports KETV.
An officer who arrived at the property told a court on Monday that he found several pieces of meat on the carpet outside a bedroom and bits of bread just metres away.
The woman said her husband had grown angry with her for 'making him live in the country' before the disturbance.
She added that he was bored as 'there is no place for him to walk'.
The court heard how Spurling drank three large cans of eight per cent malt liquor Natty Daddy leading up to the incident.
His wife said she 'got tired' of an argument before making herself a sandwich and going to a bedroom, while Spruling followed her moments later.
He was sentenced to five days in jail. However, it is not clear what was in the sandwich.

[Kinky_John]

[güttsfükk]

article is missing the first letter, the guy's name is Spurling :)

[güttsfükk]

mug shot

[Flaka]

Aww

[Faline]

Stories like this just make my day

[Wolf]

Maybe he just wanted a sandwich also?

[JohnFrash]

"How many times does I have to tell you! I like Miracle Whip! Mayo is not the same!!!" People take that shiz seriously.

[invertigo]

I'm bored, I think I'll attack my wife with ham!!

Somebody should set this guy up on a date with the wife who just tried saw off her husbands head.

[Kanda444]

i would be pissed if my wife for making me live in Nebraska too