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Re: How Not to Get a Date - Thief Asks Victim Out I'd have got naked, smothered myself in cream, waited on her bed, and shouted 'COME AT ME, BITCH!' when she came home. That's how you REALLY charm a woman. ![]() |
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Re: How Not to Get a Date - Thief Asks Victim Out Quote:
Sounds romantic, if she knew you, but, also sounds like an obsessed erotomaniacal stalker, if she does not. I'd go for the cleaning and doing dishes though - nekked or not ;) |
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Re: How Not to Get a Date - Thief Asks Victim Out Quote:
The above paragragh should have read, "or CLOSE the door to your bedroom". I hate when I find typos after the fact. |
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Re: How Not to Get a Date - Thief Asks Victim Out Quote:
Have you tried this, danny? I try to keep an open mind. |
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Re: How Not to Get a Date - Thief Asks Victim Out Eek! NOBODY uses my toothbrush, no matter what I did with a person! On one of those undercover camera shows, a roommate was cleaning the toilet with another roommate's toothbrush! I'd throw up, then get every possible test for every kind of disease or poison they could check me for! |
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Re: How Not to Get a Date - Thief Asks Victim Out now lets not get too judgmental. after all, thats how i met my boyfriend lol |
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So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:291 Male Join Date: Mar 2010 Mentioned: 13 Post(s) Quoted: 750 Post(s)
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Re: How Not to Get a Date - Thief Asks Victim Out Because humans cannot operate door handles! |
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So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:291 Male Join Date: Mar 2010 Mentioned: 13 Post(s) Quoted: 750 Post(s)
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Re: How Not to Get a Date - Thief Asks Victim Out Quote:
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Re: How Not to Get a Date - Thief Asks Victim Out ![]() ![]() |
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He should've had dinner cooked first |