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10-26-2011, 09:30 PM
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 Avoiding Limelight Poster Rank:142 Male Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 11,495
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Re: France Bans Ketchup!
During one of the many wars that the French and the British fought and the French usually lost, the French just happened to capture a British Major. An officer brought the Major to the French general for interrogation. The French general began ridiculing the Major for wearing "that stupid red tunic." The French general said, "Why to you wear that red uniform, it makes it easy for us to shoot you." The British major replied, "If I do get wounded, the blood will not show, and my soldiers will not get scared." The French general said, "That is a very good idea," The Frenchy turned to his orderly and said, "From now on all French officers will wear brown pants.
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10-27-2011, 05:35 AM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:6 What we've got here is failure to communicate. Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 103,591
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Re: France Bans Ketchup!
No ketchup on burgers fuck off garcon, I will just eat snails and horses instead BLAHHHHH, and Sharon Jamie Oliver fucks me off too with his lisp and his pretentious ways, he is the Bono of the food world, to quote a line from Catherine Tate "What a fucking liberty" hak hak hak hak her hep.  |
