[AngryLepercon]

Not too sure where is goes.... but I received this at 3am from MSHA.

No pics :dammit:

[candymosh]

I can't make some of that out...too blurry.

what's it about?

[thissiteisfuckedup]

yeah its because americans are fucking hillbilly's when it comes to workplace health and safety, our mining construction industry way safer.

[chefbob09]

invest in a scanner

[AngryLepercon]

Sorry everyone. This is via my phone. I do not have a computer except for at work and this site is blocked.. . This is for coal mines in the United States only. Same thing but actual site.

http://www.msha.gov/alerts/coalalert...lalert2013.asp

[johnleeknoefler]

Originally Posted by thissiteisfuckedup ↗

yeah its because americans are fucking hillbilly's when it comes to workplace health and safety, our mining construction industry way safer.

Australian Idiot Sightings
IDIOT SIGHTING 1: I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 note. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, ‘Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar coin back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.' The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the people at MacD's in Maryborough Qld

IDIOT SIGHTING 2: We had to have the garage door repaired. The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.' We haven't used that repairman since. Happened in Ipswich, Qld.

IDIOT SIGHTING 3: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the local council to request the removal of the WOMBAT CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many wombats are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.' Story from Bauple Qld

IDIOT SIGHTING 4: My daughter went to a Mexican takeaway and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce. From Bankstown, Sydney .....

IDIOT SIGHTING 5: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.' This happened at Brisbane Airport

IDIOT SIGHTING 6: The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine. She asked if I knew what the beeper was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!' She is a government employee in the Gladstone P.O. Qld

IDIOT SIGHTING 7: When my husband and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. ‘Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.' Holden Dealership Townsville Qld

[pbaj12]

Like #4..
I've gone to Taco Bell twice now and asked for light lettuce on a taco and they told me they didn't have that type. I've found it's better to say easy on the lettuce.

Reminds of this time at Burger king when I ordered a breakfast meal with bite size hash brown pieces..when I got to the window I asked for a single ranch dressing for the hash browns and they told me ranch can only be used for chicken nuggets.

[InbredMidget]

Nothing wrong with number 1. I do that shit all the time, something costs like $5.20 and you have a ten, why would i want to get $4.80 in coins when i can get 1 $5 note by giving her a 20c piece.

[pbaj12]

Originally Posted by InbredMidget ↗

Nothing wrong with number 1. I do that shit all the time, something costs like $5.20 and you have a ten, why would i want to get $4.80 in coins when i can get 1 $5 note by giving her a 20c piece.

If you were in the same situation as #1 they would tell you they can only accept your $10, not $10.20

[InbredMidget]

I dunno why you guys wouldn't do that. Sometimes i'll buy something and the person behind the counter will even ask me if i have say 20c or 40c or whatever if its like $5.20 or $4.40 etc.