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A Dozen Peckers In His Pants!

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A Dozen Peckers In His Pants!



If you were sat next to this airline passenger, you might understand why he was fidgeting around so much.
This Dutch traveller was caught trying to smuggle more than a dozen live hummingbirds in special pouches sewn into the inside of his underwear at Rochambeau airport in Cayenne, French Guiana.
The birds were individually wrapped in cloth and taped up to prevent them from 'escaping' from their sweaty travel container.





But fortunately for the unfortunate birds authorities noticed the passenger acting suspiciously and he was detained by French customs officers.
When his underwear was removed, officials discovered the haul of hummingbirds - who are not believed to have been sedated - lining the front.
The man, who reportedly has a previous conviction for trying to smuggle the tiny creatures, was arrested.
It is not clear if he has yet been charged.



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well it seems that a bird in the hand is actually worth 12 in the bush.
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well it seems that a bird in the hand is actually worth 12 in the bush.

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Re: A Dozen Peckers In His Pants!

Wow. He must've worn a karate cup.
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awee i want one :/
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Re: A Dozen Peckers In His Pants!

How birds get angry?
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Re: A Dozen Peckers In His Pants!

I thought they were fishing lures at first. Must be a market out there somewhere.
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There should not be a punishment for this awesome attempt.
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Re: A Dozen Peckers In His Pants!

It looks like 1 hummingbird is bigger than his pecker.
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Re: A Dozen Peckers In His Pants!

lol I don't think I would want all those peckers right there if I were a guy... hours of them pecking at him... hmm should of came up with a better plan.


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