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12-12-2011, 09:15 AM
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Why thank you.
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And I'll take that banana.
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stupid fucks
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Pathetic that this cleric has to project his sexual insecurity onto all women. Just protecting those sexually deviant women from themselves (wink, wink).
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12-12-2011, 10:23 AM
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what next cut their fingers off
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Quick, someone hide the dancing bananas, a woman is coming!
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you guys are funny
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They could all have foot long dildos under their burkas and no one would know anyways.
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hummingbirds I suspect o.O
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Re: Don't Touch That Cucumber!

Shawna isnt allowed to eat these carrots because it reminds her of steve
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