[DiamondSmiles]

Most people agree prison inmates should have to work in order to gain privileges to things like microwave and phone use, but an Ohio sheriff's deputy was fired for taking it too far when he made inmates dance on command to Usher's "Yeah!" in order to enjoy these simple luxuries.

One inmate told investigators that Deputy Dominic Martucci made him perform the robot to the hip-hop track in order to use a phone to call relatives when a family member died. Others say he made them perform the worm in order to regain microwave access, which had been taken away earlier in the day. Martucci, who said he was just trying to "lighten the tension" in the jail, is expected to appeal his firing.

This is like that SNL skit where the doctors made the old people do the doggy dance for their medications.

[DiamondSmiles]

Picture of former deputy here.

He looks like a dick. Oh, that's right. He is ;)

[Blewvane]

The fun never stops in Club Med.

[Blewvane]

So fucking what, did he actually injure any of them? Prison is not a reward, it is a punishment. They should consider themselves lucky the guard didn't shove a cattle prod up their arse and make them do the macarena while sucking other inmates dicks in front of a webcam set up to make gay prison rape porn.

[DiamondSmiles]

Richard Speck had a blast in jail!

[Blewvane]

Heeeeeey Macarena.

[Flaka]

[Sharon]

Originally Posted by Blewvane ↗

So fucking what, did he actually injure any of them? Prison is not a reward, it is a punishment. They should consider themselves lucky the guard didn't shove a cattle prod up their arse and make them do the macarena while sucking other inmates dicks in front of a webcam set up to make gay prison rape porn.

Right on Blew

[Sharon]

I'm imagining them doing the YMCA for toilet roll to wipe their sorry arses

[Sharon]

^