Half-way through the story I started laughing. I know it's not funny, but my mind went astray, and I was imagining these two deaf guys having a loud confrontation with sign language.
SO DID I !!!!
Also I like the part where they 'handcuffed him to his wheelchair anyway" when did the wheelchair enter the story.
Plus he ran or rolled out into the street and got hit by a DODGE Durango that just sounds funny.