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Old 06-06-2013, 05:36 PM
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Re: Cow Gets Head Stuck in Tree

It was lucky there was no Bull lurking about being trapped in that position!

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Re: Cow Gets Head Stuck in Tree

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It was lucky there was no Bull lurking about being trapped in that position!
Or an elephant pottering by

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Re: Cow Gets Head Stuck in Tree


silly cow.

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Old 06-09-2013, 06:15 AM
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Re: Cow Gets Head Stuck in Tree

I could see myself doing that

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Old 06-09-2013, 09:08 AM
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Re: Cow Gets Head Stuck in Tree

I now have to wonder if drinking that cow's milk will give you a lift or will it give you cramps? or perhaps just make you feel like you are stagnating... not going forwards or backwards.

fireman goes home and wife asks "how was your day?" fireman replies "some fat heifer had her nose where it didn't belong and the property owners wanted her out and we obliged. I guess it was just an udder day." wife slaps her husband "how dare you show such disrespect for women. don't let me ever hear you refer to another woman as a fat heifer again." wife stomps off to the bedroom, slamming the door behind her while husband is trying to make a connection between what he said and what she thought he said.

but seriously, i'm glad the cow was helped and wasn't left there to die. but wouldn't it have been much simpler to just cut down the tree?

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Re: Cow Gets Head Stuck in Tree

im sure the purr of a chainsaw would be comforting to the cow

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Re: Cow Gets Head Stuck in Tree

Just how do some animals get by without humans

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Re: Cow Gets Head Stuck in Tree

Survival of the fittest and all, they shouldn't.

What the hell was that woman SAYING? Is she an alien? Was it another language? Seriously, if I had not heard the few English words I heard, I never would have known. She freaking butchered the language with the worst accent I have ever heard. I'd love to see a transcript so I can see the words I missed.

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Re: Cow Gets Head Stuck in Tree

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Survival of the fittest and all, they shouldn't.

What the hell was that woman SAYING? Is she an alien? Was it another language? Seriously, if I had not heard the few English words I heard, I never would have known. She freaking butchered the language with the worst accent I have ever heard. I'd love to see a transcript so I can see the words I missed.
I was ok with her words other than not sure what it was stuck in a tree. possible some type of cross breed between a cow and a guy called a cuy? (not sure how to spell it but it rhymes with guy.) where in the world do they speak English yet call a cow a cuy?

huy huy bruyn kuy?

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Re: Cow Gets Head Stuck in Tree

THANK YOU! I was waiting for someone to come in and rip me a new one for that.

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