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Old 03-27-2012, 07:07 PM
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surprisingly she actually looks good.. atleast shes not the lady obsessed with cheezy fries.. lmao..

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Old 03-27-2012, 10:15 PM
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Reminds me of an episode of 1000 ways to die where some lady masturbated with a carrot..it tore a little hole in her vaginal wall causing air to go inside the torn wall. Eventually the air pocket went to her heart causing her to die. .

Yes! She skinned it and left a sharp edge, lol! Idiot! (Her, not you ;)

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Old 03-27-2012, 10:18 PM
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It's a phallic symbol is all. Nothing to worry about.

I can't eat too many carrots or I turn orange. I'm paler than the carrot woman. The beta carotene does it starting with my palms first. Some people use it to fake a tan.

Apparently, she has a child or I'd suggest fixing her up with Carrot Top. Eek! Another one of those, "too much plastic surgery", people! Even his eyebrows look fake now!

The woman look like more of a natural type.

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Old 03-28-2012, 09:30 AM
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What a fucking weirdo... and yeah i'll guarantee she's fucked a lot of carrots... probably what started her obsession with them.

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I'm sure I can guess what her play toy of choice is to get her off!

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Old 03-28-2012, 11:37 PM
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Her vision is top-notch I bet!

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oh dear

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.....Okay?

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You have to give her credit for not marrying a carrot and she's not really hurting anyone. I try to be a, "Live and let live", person.

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